Thursday, December 24, 2009

The Naughty List at Comics Alliance


Chris Sims details the five worst holiday specials that have come out of the comics medium, including the porn-tastic Tarot issue 41 and that time the Ultimate Warrior played out bondage fantasies with Santa Claus. Don't ask. Rest assured that the story from which the above panel comes (wherein the Thing forces Namor to dress up as Santa Claus in order to fight the Mole Man) is not among them, however. And while you're reading that, why not give a listen to the War Rocket Ajax Christmas Special, featuring guests like Jess Nevins, Matt Fraction and Chris Roberson as well as plenty of others. Matt Fraction plays a fake piano.

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Oh, and Merry Christmas!

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

The Seal Men Strike!

Diversions of the Groovy Kind is like the gift that keeps giving...today, it's The Sandman in...The Seal Men's War on Santa Claus! It's Kirby-Krack for Kristmas! Who doesn't like that, I ask you?

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Christmas With Conan

Continuing our spree of free Christmas comic content, Diversions of the Groovy Kind has thoughtfully posted two full length stories, one with Conan the Barbarian, the other with Red Sonja, for your reading enjoyment. Go give 'em a read.

Monday, December 21, 2009

A Fowl Christmas

Pete Doree over at the Bronze Age of Blogs has posted a great holiday story for your enjoyment...The Sleigh-Jacking, starring everyone's favorite misanthropic mallard, Howard the Duck! Head over there and give it a read!

Friday, December 11, 2009

Roughing It

Ever wondered how Warren Ellis' writes so many damn things at once? The answer is good organizational skills, apparently.

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

History is Full of Vagrants

Hey, remember when I pointed you towards the super-awesome webcomic, World of Hurt? Yeah? You're reading that, right? Great.
Now, you know what's just as awesome as a comic based on blaxploitation films? One based on history. Because history is great and wonderful and full of the sharp and pointies that make you and me appreciate this modern life. Or at least it should.
I'm getting off topic.
Kate Beaton has a wonderful gift for making history just pop right off the page in the most eye-searing way possible with her webcomic, "Hark! A Vagrant". She takes on Queen Victoria, Admiral Nelson, Napoleon, F. Scott Fitzgerald, the Curies, plus a bunch of folks from Canadian history that I do not recognize, but probably should. Hell, the woman put Chiune Sugihara in a damn strip.
That is some neatness right there.
Also, she has a book out.
It's not all history, mind, but it's all good. Go read it.

Thursday, December 3, 2009

Villains with Potential-Master Pandemonium

John Byrne killed Master Pandemonium. Well, he killed off the interesting bits of the character, at any rate. Y'see, that pentagram shaped hole in his gut is where former movie mogul Martin Preston's soul used to be, before he made a deal with Mephisto. Mephisto also replaced Preston's missing limbs with demons. Angry ones. This is what's known in Hell as a 'perk'.
Now, in his original appearances, Pandemonium was consumed by his quest for the five shards of his soul, which Mephisto had scattered to the four corners of the Earth because he's a dick. Mephisto, not Preston. Preston was, by all accounts, a nice enough sleazy producer/actor before running afoul of a moonlit canyon road and the devil, in that order. Preston's whole modus operandi is his search for the bits of his soul, a search which is slowly changing him from a normal man into a monster of the first order.
Then comes Byrne. Preston goes from tortured soul-hunter to demonic deus ex machina. Not at first. At first, it's pretty much par for course for Pandemonium. Then it's revealed that he's nothing more than a homunculus-a servitor designed to retrieve the missing portions of Mephisto's own soul (which happened to be the Scarlet Witch's kids)! Mephisto lied about everything! There never was a Martin Preston!
Cool, right?
Meh.
After that, Pandemonium suffers a fate worse than death-he becomes generic. An ugly demon-sort of guy (at least until he pops up in Young Avengers) who does demon-y things, until his most recent appearances where he appears to be suffering from pangs of guilt ala his early days. Hence, 'John Byrne killed Master Pandemonium'. Byrne eliminated the hook that made the character interesting in order to tell his story. So, to make MP viable again, you've got to give him his hook back. How, you may ask? Simple.
Mephisto lied.
He lied about lying, in fact. All part of the game. He manipulated and used Preston in order to achieve his own goals. Preston's soul bits are still out there (all five of 'em), inhabiting the bodies of five unaware innocents (or not). Too, they move. Unless he catches them at the right moment, they switch hosts, forcing him to start his search all over again.
And, having tasted the torments that await him should he fail, Master Pandemonium is now more determined than ever to reclaim what's his, regardless of the cost. Or is he? Preston is determined and slightly crazy, but he's not a psychopath. Desperate, yes. Sadistic, no.
Which means that his hunt for the soul fragments might not be as cut and dried as he hopes. What if there's another fragment lodged in a child somewhere? Can he take it-thus killing the child-without Mephisto's influence goading him as before? And what if Mephisto has put stumbling blocks in his path-demonic adversaries that seek to engage Pandemonium in battle so that he misses his chance at a fragment?
Imagine that-demon versus demon in downtown suburbia, with the hapless Pandemonium forced to act as a protector of innocents in order to have any hope of claiming his soul-piece.
Of course, there would be others after him as well. AIM, for one, looking to exploit the fact that Preston is essentially a dimensional doorway made flesh. And, any hero in the vicinity is going to get involved, right?
It puts a unique spin on the character. A villain who's a ticking time-bomb of destructive potential. How many interruptions to his quest can he stand? How long until his humanity gives out beneath the weight of his frustration? What happens when he finds a fragment inside one of Earth's Mightiest Heroes? What if Mephisto put one in Aunt May after Spider-Man made his deal? Amadeus Cho? One of the few remaining mutants?
Hell, what if one gets stuck in Deadpool?
Lots of possibilities there.

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

John Byrne Sez "Avoid the Fozzie Thing!"

While I quite like the way a number of artists-Adams, Simonson, Wieringo-render the Thing, I will say that Byrne's version is probably my favorite. There's just enough of the alien about him to make him slightly startling, while, at the same time he looks so damn solid. This is a Thing who looks like he could take a punch from the Hulk, or a blow from Thor's hammer.
Byrne has his faults as an artist (inking, for instance. Man needs a good inker.), but when he was on Fantastic Four, he was a superb draftsman.
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I wonder if I still have my sketchpad?

Tuesday, December 1, 2009